More Austin-isms

As I've said before, I also use my blog to document certain things Austin says or does, so we can remember them if I ever get around to getting past his 2nd birthday in his scrapbook.


After karate class -

Mom: You need to quit having ants in your pants during class.
Austin: Ok, no aunts. Just uncles.


While Dad is trying to cuddle with Austin -

Dad: Austin is my giraffe (Austin sleeps with a stuffed giraffe)
Austin (at the top of his lungs): I'M NOT A GIRAFFE DAD! I HAVE A SHORT NECK!


Also, Austin has informed us that there are "bad peacocks" in Texas. The ones down the street from our house are good peacocks, but the ones in Texas peck people.